[horsin'around]

Not good enough, Tam-tam!!! You always make me laugh.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce

[TheBritishInvasion]

How can you say it's a funny story and then tell me not to laugh?

I promise nothing!
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Keeper of Tengu's electricity and Willow's 'what did you just say' eyes.

[horsin'around]

It's not 'hahah, joke' funny, it's 'omigod, ponce, how could you be so stupid,' funny.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce

[Tamir]

We'll do our best. Come on, spill! =D

[horsin'around]

....fine.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce

[TheBritishInvasion]

Whoop! *Settles down with popcorn*
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Keeper of Tengu's electricity and Willow's 'what did you just say' eyes.

[horsin'around]

*clears throat* It was a dark and stormy night, and Ponce and her loyal compatriots were of course, out and about.

Jonathan: "...can you please explain to me what we are doing driving around with a horse trailer in the middle of the night during a Cat. 3 storm?"

Shallan: "Oooh, dark and scary!"

Me: "...shut up, both of you. I'm driving."

jon & shallan: "..."

*some time later*

Me: "Okay guys, let's go."

Jonathan: "Uhm...I love you dearly, darl, but you do know we're in a trailer park?"

Me: "Yup."

Shallan: "*unconcerned* That is not very good grammar."

Me: "Thank you. I really needed to hear that."

Shallan: "Don't mention it."

Jon: "Ex-cuse me, but why the devil are we at a trailer park at midnight?"

Me: "We're stealing a donkey, of course."

Jon: ". . .you're kidding, right?"

Me: "Yes and no. No, I'm not kidding, we're stealing him, but yes, I have a form for seizure."

Shallan: "So why are we here at midnight?"

Me: "Dramatic effect."

Jon: "No. No way. Oh God..."

Shallan: "*Cool, let's hit it."

Let me spare you from all the tedious dialogue there....skipping...skipping....fast forward--kay. Took the donkey and on our way home. I didn't go at midnight for dramatic effect, by the way, I went at midnighr because the gates were closed during the day; ignore that part. long story.

Anyway, got the donkey, dragged it home, I was trying to stitch up a leg wound, donkey fell on me, broke my leg, and then I had to finish stitching HIS leg. And that's the story. Boring, stupid, and bizarre to the end.

Woot!

*American colloquialism!


So in short, a donkey fell on my leg.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce

[Tamir]

I confess, I laughed. But I laughed at the amusing dialogue, not at anything stupid you did. In fact, I can't seem to tell what stupid thing you did at all.
Anyway, thanks for sharing! Your stories are always a pleasure to read.

Today I'm happy that Ponce is back. <3

[TheBritishInvasion]

I also laughed, not at you Ponce, just the general story, you're friends sound cool.

But I bet you really did it for dramatic affect.
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Keeper of Tengu's electricity and Willow's 'what did you just say' eyes.

[Tamir]

Also, today I hope Ponce can get around okay on crutches, and that she heals soon. =o

And now I think I've spammed this thread enough for the day. On to other threads!

[Tenshi]

Welcome back Ponce, glad to hear you got the cast off...but now a leg? You may be cursed, I don't think you're destined to have 4 working limbs at all times...

At least the donkey didn't kick you (or you didn't mention it) when you were stitching it up. Those things huuuuurt...

Good luck with your leg, crutches aren't fun at all.
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. Dubbed "Usagi" by AsA .
Keeper of the Siderean Swords

"If by chance some day you're not feeling well, and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done, and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
Red Skelton

[Cherynic]

Welcome back Ponce!!

Today I am so much better than yesterday. I have my car back!! Helpful to have my own car in a city I don't know. Public transportation scares me a bit.
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Dubbed "Cher" by Asa

Keeper of Nanashi

[Allicat]

Yay! Ponce is back! I missed you >_<

Stop being so self depricating woman! You are awesome. No matter what you say, and if we tell you enough you might just believe it one day. Hope the donkey is ok.

Today I'm booooooooored! I got all I needed to do done about three hours early so now I'm sat around doin nothing of any consequence.
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He who does not eat cheese will go mad. ~ French proverb.

Keeper of the fallen leaves. 'Cos they're still pretty.

[TheBritishInvasion]

Today I'm glad Ponce is back.

Today I'm a little worried about that writing subsription. Yeah, I checked London Independant Books' page on the Writers and Artists Yearbook website today. The field where the address should be is blank. It was there a couple of weeks ago so I think they might be moving offices.

Now I'm afraid the submission won't get there. There's no new address so that suggests that they haven't moved yet but I'm still worried.
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Keeper of Tengu's electricity and Willow's 'what did you just say' eyes.

[horsin'around]

*hugs everyone* Tamir, the stupid-Ponce part was that I know you shouldn't be on your hands and knees next to a potentially dangerous animal, and that is pretty much the biggest no-no in the book, but see, I've never read the book. Ever.

And I have discovered you can't do sutures in a leg. *wince* Butterfly works better, if stitches at all. I should have sedated the poor donkey first, but common sense said no, because the donkey was trying to kill me. By the way, will someone name him? 'Cuz Shallan is calling him "Psycho-mule" which is both genetically incorrect and unkind. *cough*evenifheispsycho*cough*

And yeah, my friends are cool. Way cool.

Jon = responsible one
Shallan = fun one
Me = ...I don't know where I fit in
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce