Before you call for my head, you should know that I'm not thrilled about today's page either. For the longest time, I left this part of the script undecided, but when it came down to finally making a choice and actually drawing the page, I had to admit to myself that every scenario I tried to come up with that avoided this particular incident felt contrived.
RIP honourary clothing gnome. I will miss drawing you!
Please note that I am on vacation next week and there will be NO PAGE. Updates will resume October 5th!